set love free

16 Aprilie 2009

Nu pot sa ma intorc, am stat si-asa prea mult… Am ras, am plans… cel mai adesea, am plans… Aveam patru pereti si o inima… si un tavan prea inalt sa indraznesc sa ma uit la el… Ah, si aveam o fereastra cu zabrele la care trageam cu coada ochiului cand te intorceai cu spatele… Si, in linistea ce ma inconjura, am creat cele mai minunate povesti, sa-mi tina companie… erau ale mele si le iubeam, imi tineau companie. Pe tine nu te-am putut iubi niciodata, nu erai al meu…
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If you love someone, set her free… (Original Version+Variations )

Original Version:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
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Variations

If you love him, set him free,
if he doesn’t come back,
HE’S PROBABLY WITH ME!

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Suspicious 2:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
but get someone to follow her

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, go get her !

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t comes back within some time, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she-free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Possessive:
If you love someone,
Set her free? NEVER!

Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
she’ll be out to get you.

Old-Fashioned/Conservative:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
But only if chaperoned by her parents.

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Dental hygienist :
If you love someone
Set her free,
She’ll be back when the cavity strikes.

Shwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Weatherman:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, it’s back!
If she doesn’t… who cares!

Pathetic :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, okay!
If she doesn’t, how could her!

Sore-looser
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, dump her!
If she doesn’t, make up bad stories about her!

Government:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back, queue him,
but tax him for the freedom either way

Double Dispatcher:
If you are dumb and deaf in love with someone blind,
Set them free.

Student in the midst of an exam period:
If you love someone, set him free …
If he comes back during the exam period,
set him free again and go and study …
If he doesn’t come back during the exam period, God bless.
If he doesn’t come back at all, God bless you too.

(sursa: http://bbs.gter.net/bbs/archiver/tid-191906.html )

Anunțuri

2 răspunsuri to “set love free”

  1. Alle Says:

    Am mai citit asta mai demult;
    E hazlie..

  2. briza Says:

    da… facem haz de necaz :p


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